Saturday, April 21, 2018

Episode 24 - Misogynistic Feminists

Matt and Dan love women! Matt personally knows the woman who birthed him and Dan is pretty sure a woman birthed him. Both are grateful for that miraculous mistake and painful regret. With that said they also believe women are all capable of amazing things and can hold jobs and positions of power just like men. Women should earn equal pay (as they do, just look into it) and be respected in the arena of ideas and thought. The only caveat is, Matt and Dan believe women should do this from the comfort of their homes and not in the actual workplace. Let's listen in as Matt and Dan take a time machine back to the 1950's when men wore slacks and women weren't whores...except the ones that were.

Sunday, April 8, 2018

Episode 23 - Dan is Not Interesting

Hey it's April! And just as Matt and Dan promised, they have procrastinated three entire months. What has happened to Matt and Dan in three months? Little too nothing, but everyone around them is either dead or dying. Nothing beats Matt's muffin story and it clearly weighs on Dan and he tries to be interesting. He fails awfully and I mean it's cringe worthy. Hey Dan, read a book or something! Listen in as Matt tries to steer this ship from total ruin.