Episode 20 - Naked Time

When two men can freely speak to one another about life and love, they have reached heights most men can't speak of. Now when two men can do this in the nude and even shed a few tears, then they have reached a peak that can only be experienced in the here after. Well Matt and Dan have died and gone to a double wide trailer. Is that hell?  Anyway, Matt and Dan pontificate on a variety of things and all they ask of you is to simply imagine them naked as you listen to this amazing episode of Loud Mouth Soup. Matt and Dan appreciate it. Listen and Enjoy!

Episode 19 - OH MY GOD A REAL GIRL!

Ah women, the fairer sex. Not to mention they have boobs. That's pretty much all I know. They all have a few things in common. For one they tend to get a sour look on their face when I stare at them in Walmart. They also walk hurriedly away as I walk towards them in poorly lit parking lots. Other than that they all have boobs, well at least the good ones do. Listen in as Matt and Dan communicate with a girl. Trust me, it's incredibly awkward.

Episode 18 - Bad Kids

So as we all know, the world is going to hell in a hand basket. We can primarily thank the previous generation for our current mess and look to the next generation to really flush it down the shitter. Matt and Dan's generation has been largely ignored and has been considered the "forgotten man" of the 21st century. That's all clearly spelled out in an Ayn Rand novel or something. Matt, Dan and their guest Eric explore the current generations total lack of creativity and incredibly poor grammar.

Episode 17 - We're All Going to Die !

In our latest episode of Loud Mouth Soup, Matt and Dan engage in an epic adventure through time and thought. The quest tests their steely fortitude and forces them to make life altering decisions. With peace in the balance and the ever present realization of life and death at the tips of their fingers, Matt and Dan can only come to one conclusion. Ice cream is good. Brace yourself for this and many more pontifications as Matt and Dan explore a variety of dairy based metaphors.

Episode 16 - Cult of Personality

Welcome back! In this episode Matt and Dan dive into the many intricacies of human personality, but don't worry, there's at least a good five minutes of poop talk. So wipe away the tears and let's look down the barrel of this episode and pull the trigger.

Episode 15 - Enough With the Poop Already

So, have you ever sat down and thought? I'm gonna make me a podcast. But you also thought, I kind of want to make a sandwich. You end up making the podcast and four hours later you wish you had made a sandwich. So you cry yourself to sleep and wonder why you were born. Well, Matt and Dan should have made sandwiches. And "making sandwiches" isn't a metaphor for making tranny porn. Matt and Dan like sandwiches and they should have made sandwiches, something with swiss maybe. Go make a sandwich and prepare to enjoy it far more than listening to this podcast. 

Episode 14 - It's Been A While Part 2

We're back again! Next week we'll be just here. Are we here though? And that's the extent of my existential perspective. Regardless of our pointless lives and this pointless podcast, Matt and Dan are here to entertain themselves and your opinion is existential diarrhea. I should probably do more research on existentialism. Please partake and enjoy a podcast that will have no affect to anyone on any timeline that is possibly conceivable in an infinite number of universes. 

Episode 13 - It's Been A While Part 1

Well, we are back! After a most unnecessary hiatus, Matt and Dan reunite in a trailer in the woods. The hiatus hasn't been a complete waste, Matt is a Mormon now and Dan has Amazon Prime. Join us for a rousing start to 2017!